Game of Thrones

Je ne sais pas trop quoi en dire, en fait. Il y a peu d'éléments d'intrigue, si ce n'est que Daenerys pète les plombs et fait tout cramer. On ne peut pas dire que ça soit super subtil, c'est même carrément bourrin, même s'ils donnent l'impression d'avoir voulu la jouer subtil avec certains détails (genre le cheval blanc). Même les morts qu'on attendait avec impatience sont montrées rapidement, alors qu'on s'attarde sur des trucs qui n'en valent pas vraiment la peine (genre la baston entre les frères Clegane, sérieux, ça intéressait quelqu'un?). Pour tout dire, le perso que j'ai préféré dans cet épisode, c'est Euron, alors c'est dire si on part de loin

L'affrontement des frères Cleagane était attendu, ça avait même un nom sur le net : le Cleagane Bowl.

Episode 1 - Winterfell:
Bran just sitting there in the courtyard for hours and hours;

Completely unrealistic dialogue in reunions (no "where have you been's", "what have you been up to's" or questions real people would actually ask);

Qyburn knowing that the wall has fallen (supersonic ravens).

Episode 2 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms:
Some unrealistic dialogue in some parts.

"The war council" deciding to keep the non-combatants in a crypt against an enemy that can resurrect the dead (u/an_onomatopoeia).

Episode 3 - The Long Night:
The 100 000 Dothraki suddenly being only 10 000;

Dothraki being in the frontline even though they don't have dragonglass or fire weapons before Melissandre showing up;

Trebuchets being in the frontline;

Unsullied being in the rear when they are the ones with the tools to absorb a charge (spears and shields);

Barricades and trench being behind the troops, having no effect in slowing down the wight charge, and preventing a quick retreat;

Melissandre coming from the north;

Dothraki not freaking out having their weapons enchanted by a witch (u/Jamesartdo);

Dothraki charging into the dark before anything happens;

Placement of important units in the Dothraki suicide charge (Jorah and Ghost);

No animals in the Army of the Dead;

Jon mounted on Rhaegal standing on top of a wall doing nothing while allies struggle to lit the trench (u/Ks427236);

Bran spending half the episode warging;

Library being full of wights (that are not doing anything) while the battle rages outside (by u/Clearance_Unicorn);

Main characters almost dying in one shot, still alive in the next;

White Walkers not fighting or doing anything relevant;

White Walkers and wights letting Arya go near the Night King.

Detailed military strategy failures: u/dropkickkennedy

Episode 4 - The Last of the Starks:
Half of the Unsullied and a lot of the Dothraki somehow still being alive;

Gendry calling himself "Rivers" even though he is neither acknowledged or from the Riverlands;

Tormund saying "What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon?" when he previously climbed one himself (u/clantz8895);

Arya and Sansa still being against Daenerys even after she risked everything to save them and their home;

Jaime and Tyrion being alone and unguarded in a building in Wintertown;

Bronn finding them in that exact moment and making a threat he can't possibly uphold;

Jon not saying goodbye or having a moment with Ghost;

Daenerys's fleet heading into enemy territory without sending scout ships beforehand;

No Cersei's/Euron's men waiting inside Dragonstone;

Daenerys failing to notice 11 ships from a thousand feet in the sky;

Euron (and/or his fleet) firing 4 projectiles with extreme precision from behind a rock;

Scorpion shot effective speed and range;

Daenerys not flying behind Euron's ships to destroy them;

Missandei being randomly found and captured;

Euron's ships not killing anyone else who reached the shore;

Daenerys going herself to King's Landing and bringing Drogon;

Daenerys's whole party getting into scorpion range;

Cersei not killing everyone despite being previously defined that she is ruthless against her enemies and doesn't care what anyone thinks about her actions;

Cersei not killing Tyrion even though she hired a man to kill him;

Euron not reacting to Tyrion's talk about the baby;

Missandei standing with Cersei inches away from a fatal fall and not trying to grab and throw her.

Note: King's Landing's surroundings changing into plains is actually from the previous season. Miles and miles of plains can be seen behind the Unsullied and the Dothraki in S7E7. It's ridiculous, yes, but i'm counting it as a season 7 fuck up.

Episode 5 - The Bells:
Varys writting letters revealing Jon's lineage that are never mentioned again (u/Ks427236);

Varys, the Master of Whisperers, committing treason without having a valid plan in mind;

Tyrion sentencing Varys to death for treason and then committing treason right afterwards;

Jaime not wearing gloves to hide his golden hand while riding to King's Landing;

Jon not acknowledging Rhaegal's death;

The Bells of King's Landing meaning surrender. During season 2 it is said that the Bells ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege or a wedding. Davos even says "I've never known bells to mean surrender";

Jaime saying he doesn't care for the innocents in King's Landing even though he killed Aerys in order to prevent him from killing them.

The Golden Company defending the outside of the walls;

The Golden Company suddenly going from 18 000 infantry and 2 000 cavalry units to a few hundred foot soliders and one mounted captain;

Commanders yelling "Fire!" instead of "Loose!";

Euron's fleet suddenly being miles away from the city;

Jaime teleporting from inside King's Landing to the small beach on the outside;

Euron showing up at the same beach at the exact same time as Jaime;

Euron wanting to kill Jaime just for the sake of doing it;

Jaime jogging minutes after barely being able to crawl;

Harry Strickland's horse (that got slammed into the ground when Drogon blew up the wall behind the Golden Company) showing up to save Arya only to disappear in the next episode.

Episode 6 - The Iron Throne:
Cersei and Jaime's bodies only being under a small layer of debris even though the whole dungeon collapsed;

Daenerys taking Tyrion prisioner instead of executing him;

Grey Worm reaching the Red Keep before Jon despite staying behind to execute prisioners;

Jon being granted an unsupervised meeting with Tyrion;

Daenerys not being escorted by Unsullied into the throne room;

Jon being allowed alone, unsupervised, into the throne room with Daenerys;

Jon being taken as prisioner instead of being executed by the Unsullied or the Dothraki after killing Daenerys;

Lack of troops at the Dragonpit (besides the Unsullied at the entrance);

Tyrion being alowed to set new rules and decide the fate of the realm at his own trial;

Yara not mentioning Theon's death;

Yara laughing at the idea of a democratic election even thought the Kingsmoot of the Ironborn is exactly that;

Yara and the Prince of Dorne not demanding independence after it being granted to The North;

The Night's Watch existence as a punishment for criminals even though it doesn't serve that purpose anymore;

Grey Worm accepting Jon's punishment of joining the Night's Watch even though he has no way to enforce it since the Unsullied will be sailing to to Naath;

The Unsullied sailing for Naath, an island known for having butterflies that carry a disease that is fatal to non-natives;

No mention of the whereabouts of the Dothraki during the weeks between Daenerys's death and their departure to Essos (they would have wreaked havoc after losing their Khaleesi);

Bronn (who didn't even know how loans worked back in season 2) being the Master of Coin;

Sam being Grand Maester in King's Landing while having a wife and children despite his vows to the Night's Watch;

Bran being referred to as Bran the Broken instead of Brandon the Broken (king's names are not shortened in their official titles) (u/aullik);

Brienne, who is pledged to Sansa for life, serving as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard in a different kingdom;

Tyrion not being in the "A Song of Ice and Fire" book despite being vital to the events (was believed to have sent an assassin to kill Bran Stark, was Hand of the King/Queen to Joffrey and Daenerys, "murdered" Joffrey, Oberyn Martell died in his Trial by Combat, murdered Tywin and was in the council that elected Bran Stark as King);

The Freefolk still being at Castle Black months after Tormund said they were heading north of the wall again.

In general:
King's Landing being moved inland in the opening;

Nobody mentioning Littlefinger's death (especially Varys and Tyrion);

Ghost being smaller than he was back in season 2;

Lord Glover's treason not being punished;

Armies of Dorne and The Reach being absent despite being pledged to Daenerys;

Extreme inconsistencies in the strenght/effects of dragonfire;

Cersei's pregnancy not being visible even after several months;

Jon, Daenerys and Co. not using Bran's abilities to get an edge over Cersei;

No mention of Meera or House Reed;

No mention of Ellaria Sand's fate;

No mention of the situation in the cities of The Bay of Dragons and Daario Naharis;

No mention of the whereabouts of Heartsbane (after Jorah's death) and Widow's Wail (after Jaime being captured) (u/Ks427236);

No mention of the Lord of Light after the Battle of Winterfell even though thousands of people witnessed his power (u/Ks427236).

Goofs:
Two different Daenerys wigs in the same scene (episode 1);

Starbucks cup on the table (episode 4);

Daenerys disappearing from Drogon's back during some scenes (episode 5);

Visible bulges on Unsullied soliders (episode 6);

Dagger Jon stabbed Daenerys with being in different positions across different scenes (episode 6);

Water bottles on the ground behind Sam and Davos in the Dragonpit meeting (episode 6).

Note: Jaime showing his right hand while embracing Cersei is from a promo still released before episode 5. In the actual episode his right hand is never shown.

I'm still updating the list as more and more stuff is pointed out.

On another note, congratulations to the amazing cast and crew that made this series so amazing from start to end, they deserve it!